Exclusive: Obama’s response to Romney’s ‘cherished relations’ ad

+972 has managed to get its hands onto a draft plan of President Barack Obama’s next campaign move,  hitting back at Mitt Romney after the latter unilaterally elevated the U.S. relationship with Israel from “special” to “cherished.”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1YFdGQqJdE[/youtube]

According to the leaked document, the move will consist of a similar ad, elevating the relationship further to “precious.” Visual materials in the ad are rumoured to include tank-shaped chocolates, flowers and close-up shots on Obama’s doctoral degree from Yale. Alongside the ad, an automated phone campaign will be launched, bestowing upon each Jewish and evangelical household in the United States a message recorded by the president himself. The script for the message, also obtained by +972, runs as follows:

Whosa pwetty wittwe wuvly cwient state? whosa little blameless wictim no mattah what he says or does? who wants a new bunker-buster bomb? a-who? a-boo! a-boo! a kootchi koo!