Walker: Hello, I’d like to speak to Mr. Ido Aharoni, the Israeli Consul General in New York.
Aharoni: This is him.
Walker: Mr. Aharoni, I read your op-ed in the New York Post, and was wondering if you could help me out.
Aharoni: Yes, Ms. Walker.
Walker: I understand that according to your logic, I must first criticize countries with more harsh human rights violations before I criticize Israel. Is this true?
Aharoni: Yes, ma’am. You’ve said nothing about Syria or North Korea, ma’am.
Walker: May I ask which countries I must go through first?
Aharoni: Yes, ma’am. You can start with China.
Walker: OK. And then?
Aharoni: North Korea.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Syria.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Russia.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Saudi Arabia.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Afghanistan.
Walker: OK. And then I can criticize Israel?
Aharoni: No. Yemen.
Walker: OK.
Aharoni: Egypt.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Sudan.
Walker: OK. Is this in order of severity?
Aharoni: No, but these are all before Israel.
Walker: OK. So, after all these I can?
Aharoni: No. Chad.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Congo.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Zimbabwe.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Uganda.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Sierra Leone.
Walker: Yes.
Aharoni: Are you writing all this down?
Walker: No, actually, I don’t think —
Aharoni: — you should! Otherwise you’re a hypocrite! An anti-Semite!
Walker: But —
Aharoni: — Cambodia.
Walker: —
Aharoni: Uzbekistan.
Walker: —
Aharoni: Hello? Ms. Walker? Vietnam.
Walker: —click —
Aharoni: Libya! Bahrain! Ms. Walker? Are you there?