Izzie in HolyLand is back after the Europeans decide to go all the way with their response to building in E1 and… reprimand!
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Izzie: Yes Ruthie?
Ruthie: Ms. Holyland, Prime Minister David Cameron for you on line 1.
Izzie: OK.
Cameron: Ms. Holyland?
Izzie: Yes, David, how are you?
Cameron: I’m good, I’m good. Thank you.
Izzie: Mazel Tov on the baby.
Cameron: Excuse me?
Izzie: The baby, the baby! You know, Katie and Will’s?
Cameron: Ah, of course. Yes, yes. Thank you so much Ms. Holyland. If I may, I’m calling you on another topic.
Izzie: Sure, go ahead.
Cameron: I’m afraid you can’t just go and build in E1, it’s the end of the two-state solution, it means the end of the peace process basically. So, I’m going to have to ask you to retract these plans immediately.
Izzie: F-ck you.
Cameron: Excuse me?
Izzie: I said ‘F-ck you.’
Cameron: OK.
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Izzie: Yes Ruthie?
Ruthie: Ms. Holyland, Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy for you on line 1.
Izzie: OK.
Rajoy: Senora Holyland?
Izzie: Si, senor Rajoy.
Rajoy: You ken col me Mariano.
Izzie: Sure thing, Mario.
Rajoy: No, es ‘Mariano.’
Izzie: Yeah, I said that. What can I do for you?
Rajoy: Eschuchame, senora Holyland, la construccion in zona de E1 —
Izzie: —Did you just call me a ‘zona’?
Rajoy: No, I was saying that la zona E1—
Izzie: Chingate.
Rajoy: Perdon?
Izzie: I said, ‘chingate.’
Rajoy: OK.
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Izzie: Yes Ruthie?
Ruthie: Ms. Holyland, President Francois Hollande for you on line 1.
Izzie: OK.
Hollande: Madame Holyland?
Izzie: Oui, c’est moi Francois.
Hollande: Comment allez-vous?
Izzie: Bon, et vous Francois?
Hollande: Please, call me Monsieur Hollande.
Izzie: But you are from France.
Hollande: Veree funee, Madame Holyland. Zis is ze ferst time I heer zis a jock. Now, si vous plait, I must ask you to arrete ze beelding in ze E1.
Izzie: Vas te faire enculi.
Hollande: Pardon?
Izzie: I said, ‘Vas te faire enculi.’
Hollande: OK.
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Izzie: Yes Ruthie?
Ruthie: Ms. Holyland, Fredrik Reinfeldt for you on line 1.
Izzie: Who?
Ruthie: The Swede.
Izzie: The guy from the Muppets?
Ruthie: No, their Prime Minister.
Izzie: OK.
Reinfeldt: Ms. Holyland?
Izzie: Fan ta dig
Reinfeldt: Excuse me?
Izzie: I said ‘Fan ta dig.’
Reinfeldt: OK.
Izzie: Now sit.
Reinfeldt: OK.
Izzie: Roll over.
Reinfeldt: OK.
Izzie: Play dead.
Reinfeldt: OK.
Izzie: Good boy.
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Izzie: Yes Ruthie?
Ruthie: Ms. Holyland, Helle Thorning-Schmidt for you on line 1.
Izzie: Who?
Ruthie: The Danish.
Izzie: Oh! With frosting?
Ruthie: No, she’s their prime minister.
Izzie: Oh. Then tell her ‘Knep dig selv!’
Ruthie: Excuse me?
Izzie: I said ‘Knep dig selv!’
Ruthie: OK.
Izzie: And get me Lieberman. I’m bored.
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